Waiter! There's A -blank- In My Soup!

Instead of saying there's, a 'Hair', in my soup, you just say anything besides hair or you can say hair if you want but besides that. ^^

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Okay I go...

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Waiter! There's a emoticon in my soup!

Waiter ~ There is a Moderator in my soup

Waiter, there's a wig in my soup.

Waiter ~ There's a Worm in my soup

Waiter, there's a hole in my soup.

Waiter, there's a cat in my soup!

Waiter, there's a drunk in my soup.

Waiter, there's an elephant in my soup.

Waiter, there's an feather in my soup.

Waiter, there's a goat in my soup.

Waiter, there's a horse in my soup.

Waiter, there's an imp in my soup.

Waiter, there's a jockey in my soup!

Waiter, there's a killer in my soup!

Waiter, there's a mouse in my soup!

Waiter, there's a natterjack in my soup!

Waiter, there's an octopus in my soup!

Waiter, there's a paper clip in my soup!

Waiter, there's a quill in my soup!

Waiter, there's a pepper in my soup!

Waiter, there's a quagmire in my soup!

Waiter, there's a rat in my soup!

Waiter, there's soup in my soup!

Waiter, there's turnip in my soup!

Waiter, there's an umbrella in my soup!